i'm penelope


i have been in Orlando for two days and i am tired of white people givin me dirty looks for speaking spanish and paying $5 for a bottle of water

thebitchuation:

Abel Tesfaye

thebitchuation:

Abel Tesfaye

"you childish hmu when you grow up"

- a girl who won’t be getting a text from me (via thottweiler)

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

"I hate mint chocolate. What’s the point? Just brush your teeth and have some chocolate. Fuckin’ hell."

- Matty Healy (x)  (via musingmaru)

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess