i have been in Orlando for two days and i am tired of white people givin me dirty looks for speaking spanish and paying $5 for a bottle of water
"you childish hmu when you grow up"
- a girl who won’t be getting a text from me (via thottweiler)
horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru
"I hate mint chocolate. What’s the point? Just brush your teeth and have some chocolate. Fuckin’ hell."
- Matty Healy (x) (via musingmaru)
If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess